STOP GOONING HAT

$25.00
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THE SICKEST SNAPBACK ON THE INTERNET — WHOEVER DISAGREES SHOULD GO THROUGH ANCIENT TORTURE METHODS TO CURE THEIR IGNORANCE.

About the Hat’s Construction:

  • Soft, Squishy Foam Front Panel: Lined with cotton and embellished with bold Impact font in 3mm 3D embroidery.

  • Durable Design: The top of the bill is reinforced with black corduroy, making this hat sturdy enough to pass down for generations.

  • Unique Detail: The under-bill features a Goonex Industry diagram for assembling their proprietary repellent device, printed on canvas.

  • Comfortable Fit: Adjustable snapback ensures one size fits all, with soft, flexible synthetic mesh for the back and side panels.

Limited Stock Available. All Sales Are Final.

Shipping not Included :

  • USA: Delivery within 14 days.

  • International: Shipping times may vary.

Note: Actual product colors and textures may vary slightly from images due to differences in lighting and rendering.

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