the turkey tom experience

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real wigger swag

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the turkey tom experience ✦✦✦ real wigger swag ✦✦✦

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gone once, may never come again... unlike me in your mom

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12 chinese single fathers died in the making of these hats, their children must pick up the slack in their absence

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NOTICE: THIS PRODUCT IS UNDER INVESTIGATION BY MULTIPLE FEDERAL AGENCIES

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this part of the scroll doesnt have any meaning, just buy the fucking tee

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you are being hypnotized, I am holding a psychic raygun to your head, you have 22 seconds to purchase a shirt before I drill holes in your thought machine

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hypothetically speaking, buy a shirt or im gonna go full simian and do long-term corporeal damage to you, hypothetically speaking

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gone once, may never come again... unlike me in your mom ✦✦✦ 12 chinese single fathers died in the making of these hats, their children must pick up the slack in their absence ✦✦✦ NOTICE: THIS PRODUCT IS UNDER INVESTIGATION BY MULTIPLE FEDERAL AGENCIES ✦✦✦ this part of the scroll doesnt have any meaning, just buy the fucking tee ✦✦✦ you are being hypnotized, I am holding a psychic raygun to your head, you have 22 seconds to purchase a shirt before I drill holes in your thought machine ✦✦✦ hypothetically speaking, buy a shirt or im gonna go full simian and do long-term corporeal damage to you, hypothetically speaking ✦✦✦

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